I came across this post from a friend in the domain popularly known as facebook. i thought it was hilarious and I decided to share with the few guests who make the effort to visit this abode on a regular basis.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!?
The passenger apologized and said,
“I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied,
Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver –
I’ve been driving a mortuary van for the last 25 years.”……….. :-))